UNCIRCUMCIZED PENISES

Actually, shouldn’t the plural of “penises” be “penii”? Makes a twisted sort of sense, I think.

Anyway, fellas, you kinda do deserve to be laughed at if your dick is covered by a flesh hoodie. I’ve read that it’s not healthy and that a cheesy type of bacteria can form around the tip, causing bad odors and, in some cases, itchiness. Of course if you want your crank to smell like rotten potato chip dip, that’s up to you, but don’t really expect a young lady to cotton to that sort of thing.

Further, you don’t have the right to complain if the young lady in question really doesn’t want to gobble your knob while it is sheathed in such a manner.

Do yourself and everyone else a favor and have the doctor take an inch or so off the top. I mean, a schwantz appears pretty hilarious, even WITH a circumcision, but without one it really looks like an embarrassed turtle.

Guys, you’ve probably never heard a girl say “Wow, I could sure go for a man who still has a winter coat on over his tool.” You probably never will, either. The “point and laugh” factor will more than likely diminish once you defrock it.

A word to the cock-wise.