Welcome to Christina's Playhouse. I have thoughts, some would even go as far as to say ridiculous thoughts, pretty much all day. I want to hit myself sometimes for not documenting it. So, I am trying to keep up with myself. Hope you can appreciate it and/or relate to this crap.
Monday, January 16, 2012
WTF PORN - Clip from "NIGHTDREAMS"
For the uncensored video, click here:
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2008/03/youll-never-loo.html
**NSFW!!!
This clip came from the porn, "Nightdreams." No, I have not actually seen the film, but just this scene left me scratching my head. First of all, I actually feel bad for Mr. Cream of Wheat. For a guy who has to wear a giant cardboard cutout, you'd think that they would at least make a larger area for this woman to, "perform." Instead, she just provides a little hand action and licks the tip, which, yes, probably felt amazing, but come on.
Then, out of nowhere, comes a piece of dancing toast! I actually found this to be quite entertaining, but it goes to show, it doesn't pay to be a backup dancer. This guy dances and even busts out a saxophone, and what does he receive? Nothing...nada...
However, now I am suddenly excited about my breakfast. Pop Tarts anyone?
Labels:
cream of wheat,
dancing,
funny,
handjob,
Nightdreams,
porn,
saxophone,
toast,
wtf
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
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