Monday, January 16, 2012
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This clip came from the porn, "Nightdreams." No, I have not actually seen the film, but just this scene left me scratching my head. First of all, I actually feel bad for Mr. Cream of Wheat. For a guy who has to wear a giant cardboard cutout, you'd think that they would at least make a larger area for this woman to, "perform." Instead, she just provides a little hand action and licks the tip, which, yes, probably felt amazing, but come on.
Then, out of nowhere, comes a piece of dancing toast! I actually found this to be quite entertaining, but it goes to show, it doesn't pay to be a backup dancer. This guy dances and even busts out a saxophone, and what does he receive? Nothing...nada...
However, now I am suddenly excited about my breakfast. Pop Tarts anyone?